Guess What? Your Computer Is Aging You.

Guess what, guys? The blue light from your computer is aging you. Yeah, no. I’m not kidding. The Chalkboard Magazine ( one of my faves ) just dropped this bomb on us and I’m sorry, but I’m gonna get real with you guys for a second when I say, what the actual FUCK? Seriously. I mean, I can deal with a WHOLE LOT of sh*t-storm, but this? Isn’t my beauty routine LONG ENOUGH?!? 

Is it wrong of me to feel like I just freaking can’t even anymore?

I’m just going to hope that this all gets debunked soon because as much as I love skincare, I am going to FLIP OUT if I have one more person tell me my skincare needs YET ANOTHER step. Just STOP.

It’s like first you got me on moisturizer, cleanser, face oils, face masks, sun protection, and I’m finally a toner convert. And as much as I love all of it, I can’t help but feel like, WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!

I mean, I’ve done shit I never said I would do in the name of beauty.

I’ve sat here and misted my face. I’ve put raw honey on my face. I’ve drank beauty dust elixirs that taste like death at the hopes of plumper, softer, clearer skin. I’ve smelled up my apartment with essential oils and downed the metaphorical kool-aid, quite happily I might add, but this?

Quit frankly, the fact that the blue light from my computer and iphone is aging me and cancelling out all of my skin efforts just pisses me the F off.

Apparently, antioxidant serums might suffice to protect you from the LED tech light induced sun damage.

Who even knows anymore? They’ll probably just come out with some other life-threatening (or beauty threatening) thing to scary the crap out of us with tomorrow. I’m not doing it! If I have to add one more product to my routine, I’m gonna lose it. I’m just saying.

If you want to get your protection, you can try one of these antioxidant serums shown, otherwise keep living your life and blast the finger to anyone who tries to pressure you into conforming. Or, you know, just say no 😛

Do You Give A Crap that Your Computer Is Aging You?

Does this Grind Your Gears Like It Does for Me?

P.S. This post is – mostly – just a joke. I love my antioxidant serums, but seriously, I’m not adding anymore steps to my routine. You can’t make me! LOL.

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