Things that Make Me Weird
I read a post about weird things and I found it so inspiring and entertaining that I thought I should do one of my own because, we’re all weird in our own way, you know?
So, what makes me weird? Glad you asked.
I like to make up my own slang. Either I’m making up weird phrases that I think make me sound cool or I’m trying to bring book slang into real life vernacular. Usually, I just end up looking like a total nerd weirdo, but it doesn’t stop me from trying!
I argue with myself. Any time I have something on my mind that I’m unsure of, me, myself, and I have arguments about the situation in my head that goes something like this “No, don’t do that, that’s dumb.” and then “Whatever hoe, nobody asked you.” Kidding…kind of. 😛
My photo outtakes are always bizarre faces. I’m sure everyone has their own weird outtakes, but I like to deliberately make weird faces at the camera, you know, just to see what it looks like and for my own amusement.
I’m oblivious. It’s not that I don’t care or am inconsiderate of the people I love, but I genuinely find myself to be a scattered brained kind of person when it comes to noticing things like haircuts, new shoes, etc. I often notice weeks later and by then it goes something like Me: “Hey, did you get a haircut?” Person: “Yeah, like 3 weeks ago..” Me: “Oh,well…it looks nice..!”
I lurk people’s facebook pages. Yeah, I said it. I mean, come on, we all do it! Don’t we? Anyway, not the point. I totally do it all the time and I’m not ashamed to admit it. If we’ve spoken in any capacity on social media, I’ve probably lurked your facebook page. Sorry
not really, I’m just a very curious nosy person.
I over-analyze in the strangest way. Sure, I do your typical over-analyzing like do I look horrible in this dress? or is there something on my freaking face? , but I’m not talking about those. I’m talking about the stranger musings I get up to like What if we were crocodiles? I also think about and ask strange hypothetical questions such as, what fictional characters do you relate to the most? or what movies defined your teen years? It’s just something I do. People fascinate me and I love learning about the interesting humans I know 🙂
Delusions of grandeur. Sure, I might TOTALLY be royalty, lost in the wilderness of urban Southern California. It could totally happen and, you know, I’ve had a sneaking suspicion I was adopted ever since my brother kept telling me that when I was 5. -_- might be true…
I personalize all those drug infomercials. True story. I can no longer watch any drug infomercial about any kind of illness because I WILL personalize that shit and diagnose myself with some kind of illness within 5 minutes, tops.
Crime shows make me paranoid. My mom was one of those people who would watch every single episode of Forensic Files and Unsolved Mysteries every single night of my childhood so, of course, I ended up watching some of the episodes which really did a number on my paranoia. By the time I’d watched a few of those, I was going around the house locking every window and door before bedtime, no joke.
So, what are the things that make you guys weird? Do you guys do any of the weird shit I do or am I alone in the strangeness? I’d love to hear from you 🙂